(all jelly no toast lives in Buffalo, NY on the most haggard block of the
gloriously cultured Elmwood Village. he lives with a total of five people and
two black labs in a four bedroom apartment in what is affectionately known
amongst local drunkards, hipsters, emo kids and sweet dudes as the
Babylon Hotel, which itself houses about sixteen handsome young men and
lovely young women of varying ethnic descents.)
(all jelly no toast as a title is credited to owl sandman, of the aforementioned Babylon Hotel. all jelly no toast is all connotation, no denotation. all jelly no toast is psycho-linguistic in nature.)
(all jelly no toast has only lived in two cities, Buffalo and Tokyo, though he has traveled to many more, involving no less than six countries on four continents.)
(all jelly no toast has been noted to claim that entertainment is primarily a tool to keep the proletariat down.)
(all jelly no toast would love to one day be freegan. for now he would like to mainly just promote freeganism as an ideal. he needs a lightly hefty pile of capital in order to best promote freeganism and bust as many people as possible out of the capitalist anti-human quagmire. feel free to argue, but all jelly no toast sees no conflict between machiavellianism and freeganism.)
(all jelly no toast has an undergraduate degree in english, mainly focused on the postmodern and psychoanalysis. he also has the better part of a degree in electrical engineering. all jelly no toast has been noted as saying that engineering is "for suckers." he stands by it.)
(all jelly no toast likes you a lot.)
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All Jelly No Toast is committed to providing an essential link between
artists of all stripes and those who wish to appreciate, participate with,
or own this art.
We feel that in this era of rapid, cheap, nearly ubiquitous mass
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